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The Witchfinder General will
need a new right-hand man.

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I was supposed to be
in Chelmsford a day ago.

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You stay here,
you'll be cinders in an hour.

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We need to get our story
together, and fast.

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Gideon! Dorothy!
This is my... Wife. Wife.

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Is she a peasant?
Oh, God, no. Yeah, I am.

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They've all got it in their heads
it's you that killed Mr Stearne.

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Myers here is going to take
Hebble somewhere else.

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So what did he say?
Who? Master Gideon.

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Is that not him I saw riding around?

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I couldn't care less about Dorothy.

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I'd sooner devote myself to...bees.
Or not to bees, that's the question.

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Have you seen Hamlet? Nah.

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If I want to see a gloomy adolescent

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pontificating about whether
he wants to exist or not,

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I shall go to Bristol,

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spend Easter with my godson, Brian.

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Well, she's behind you now.

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Yep, and so is Dedham Vale.

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I think that's the most backward
place I've been through since, um...

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Ever heard of the Midlands?

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Got loads of family in the Midlands.
Course you have.

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How far to Chelmsford?

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About 12 miles.
Should be there by nightfall.

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It'll be all right.

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And you know, for what it's worth,
I'll be next to you,

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making sure justice is served.

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My dad used to take me swimming
in a river like this.

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I suppose I'll never get
the chance again.

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Do you want a quick swim? Hm?

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Quick swim, quick dip -
quick, mind you. Really?

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Before I change my mind. Go on.

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Are you coming in? Well, no,
I mean, I should guard the clothes.

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From who? Pilferers.

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They prey on swimmers and paddlers.

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You can't swim, can you?

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Do I look like I can't swim?

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Yeah.

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Come on, I'll teach you.

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Are there creatures?
I'll tell you after you get out.

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Argh! No! Urgh!

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Hold on to my arm. Hold on to my
arm.

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I'm holding on to
your bloody arm, woman.

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There you go!

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It's nice. Lovely, innit?

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Oh, you read so much about it...

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..and then you're here.

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There you go.

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Like flying.

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Yeah.

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I wonder if man will ever learn
how to fly.

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Oh, God, no.

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I think if man was going to fly
he'd have figured it out by now.

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I think what he might do is develop
the ability to run very, very fast.

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Thomasine?

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Get off! Get off! Thomasine!

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Get off!

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Thomasine!

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Gah! Get off me! Fucking water!

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May the power of Christ reveal thee.

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May the power of Christ reveal thee.

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May the power...

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Came as quick as I could.
After you did your buttons.

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Made time for the buttons.
Why are you tied up?

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He said he was rounding us all up.
Thinks he's a sheepdog!

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Shush!

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May the power of Christ reveal thee.

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May the power of Christ reveal thee.

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May the power of Christ reveal thee.

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Oh. May the power of Christ
reveal thee.

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May the power...
Yeah, it looks like a witch-finding.

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It's fine. I'll talk to them.

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I've said I'm the one
taking you to trial, and I am.

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Is it usually this many people?

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This is Essex, love.

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You'd get this amount of people to
see a dog walking on its hind legs.

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May the power of Christ...
Front row, join in.

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May the power of Christ reveal thee.

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Further back! May the power
of Christ reveal thee.

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Come, now! May the power
of Christ reveal thee.

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Louder! May the power
of Christ reveal thee.

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Believe it! Louder!

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Loud and proud!

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May the power
of Christ reveal thee!

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May the power of Christ reveal thee!

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There it is! Satan is revealed,

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writhing inside her
like snakes in a sack!

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Please! Not Aunt Sophie!
Come, come here. That's it.

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Shush, shush, shush.
I've got you. I've got you.

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You're a good man, a good father.
You feel awful, don't you?

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Yes, he's nodding. He feels awful.

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But listen, this is not a requiem.

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This is a celebration, a day of joy,

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a day of change,
for this day we lance the boil,

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drain it of its foetid pus.

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But we must all work together.

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That is why I asked you to offer up

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as many people of
suspicion as you can.

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Only by taking them all to trial
can we purge this town of witchery.

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Oh, God!

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He's trying to bump his fee up.

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John, how many
have we mustered? Five.

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Five witches, all of them
well treated and fed fresh bread.

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Price to take them to trial, three
shillings apiece. So five threes...

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15 shillings!
That's an awful lot of money.

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It is a lot of money. The magistrate
is right to give pause with that.

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John, perhaps we should go.
Here we go -

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the walk-out ploy.

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Maybe another parish
will value our work.

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Chuck in a couple of rival towns.

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Just because Fordham and Wormsford
managed to gather the money,

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so godly were they...
Head for the door.

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..doesn't mean
that you should follow suit.

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And three, two, one...

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Wait! I'll get the money!

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Staggering!

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I cannot believe that witchfinders
still peddle this shit.

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Hush thy mouth!

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Have some respect
for the Witchfinder General.

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Sorry, for who?

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The Witchfinder General.

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That's the Witchfinder General?

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Please! Who's saying
she's full of demons?

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Look at her eyes, man.

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Rolling loose in their sockets
like the devil's marbles.

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Vacant, godless!

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And what? Her eyes make her wicked?
Where in the Bible does it say that?

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Where? Where in the Bible?

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That is a good question.
Well, spit it out!

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Yes, I will. A reasonable question,
well put and well...

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If I may...

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The light of the body is the eye.

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If thine eye is evil, thy body
also will be full of darkness.

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Luke, chapter 11.

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There you have it -
the light of the body is the eye.

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You, sir, what's your name?
Gideon Bannister.

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I'm a fellow witchfinder.

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Some of these people
will know the name.

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Couple of nods.

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Ready the cart for Chelmsford.

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A driver will arrive at nightfall
to take them to Chelmsford.

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You're not going with them?

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I've just paid you 15 bloody
shillings to take them to trial!

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We will meet them there at dawn.

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Tonight we stay at the manor
at Layer Marney to take dinner

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and discuss the eradication of
English witchery with Lord Ragg...

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A superb man.
..Harbottle Grimstone...

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A superb man. ..and
Sir Thomas Fairfax. A superb man,

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and I bring news of
a fourth superb man,

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grave news.
It concerns John Stearne.

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John, this concerns you.

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Oh, right? No, no, John Stearne.

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The very man - a finer lieutenant
no man could wish for.

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Well, I thought...
I met John Stearne in Banham

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not two days ago.

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Ever been to Banham, John? No.

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But the man I met was John Stearne,
your right-hand man.

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So there are two John Stearnes?

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No, the other one was killed.

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Oh, we're back down to one.

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You seem disappointed.

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No, I thought you were in need
of a new right-hand man.

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But if John is still with us...

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Well, let's not be hasty.

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God knows, I could always do
with another John.

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The war on witchery
is an exacting one,

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but you seem equipped for battle -

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bravery, determination
and a knowledge of the good book.

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John will always be
my right-hand man

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but there may be an opening
for a left-hand man.

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Yeah, and you don't know
what you're talking about, mate.

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Yeah, well, shut up!

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Oh! You took your time.

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See, I told you he was here!
I am, although...

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I did tell them you were coming
to take me to trial! Undeniably.

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But OH, NO! You knew better,
didn't you? My specified undertaking.

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The key word here is to get you
to trial... Not smirking now!

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..but it doesn't necessarily follow

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that I have to be there in person.
You prick!

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I'm so sorry. What were you saying?

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Well, just that if someone is
delivering a bird back into the wild

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or a child to big school or
a suspect, of course, to trial,

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it's sometimes better
to let them go from afar.

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Mr Bannister, we ride
to Layer Marney forthwith.

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What's Layer Marney?
I don't know - maybe a manor house?

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There's a dinner there.
Oh. Why did he just...?

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Oh, I see what's going on here.
Cotignac all round, is it?

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Hardly. Quince is out of season.

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So when you said you were going to
be beside me to see justice done,

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that was just all lies.

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You get to go in a cart!
Beats going 12 miles on foot.

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It's a cattle cart.

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Here he comes
to give it the once-over.

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Fresher already.

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You know it doesn't matter what
people in big houses think about you,

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it will never make you happy.

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Mr Bannister,
Sir Thomas is serving Cotignac!

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Must have found some quince.

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He found a few quince!
There we are, you see.

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Not eaten your bun?

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Mr Hopkins has handed out
a bun apiece.

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I don't know what's in it,
and there's something off about him.

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You've got him all wrong.

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Did you not see him there?
When he took the girl from...

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Sorry, what's your name? Sophie.

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..Sophie, from her father, he was
in bits. I had a lump in my throat.

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I think even Sophie was
quietly moved. Were you?

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Well, either way, he's a class act

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and for you to spurn his kindness...
You want it, you eat it.

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Never turn down a bun.

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Ugh! Oh, my God! Argh!

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Oh. Sorry, that was misjudged.

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I shall away.

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Oh, yes!

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This horse ranks up
with any you could name,

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even the famous ones -
Pegasus, the Trojan one,

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the one that Lady Godiva
rode naked into Coventry on,

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which I always found
rather unhygienic.

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What, Coventry?

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Not Coventry, no.

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Oh, I see. Yes, very funny.

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I could have sworn
I saw him riding this way

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but, then again, I do have
cataracts in the shape of a horse.

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Still, we gave it our all

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and we can go home
knowing that we did our best.

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You know, you're absolutely right.

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I will head home after your trial
at the Assizes in Chelmsford.

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You make a good point, Thomasine.

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I'm not Thomasine. You mean Alice.

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No, Thomasine Gooch, a suspected
witch. I think you're mistaken, sir.

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Why do you think we're taking
her to trial in Chelmsford?

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Taking ME to trial?
I have papers bearing your name.

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Look, Thomasine Gooch.
I'm collecting testimony.

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And what testimony -
dead pigs, ungodly conduct?

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And you killed John Stearne.
Sir, you can't possibly...

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She has blood on her,
and his finger!

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Lost something?

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Yes, I think you'll definitely
pass for Thomasine Gooch.

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What, did you think we brought
you because you're useful?

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God alone knows how Bannister

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puts up with your constant
droning and wit...

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When I turn and talk,
you're supposed to watch her.

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Find her!

244
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:04,620
Heavenly Father, we thank you
for giving my wife

245
00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:07,660
the chance to face justice
and pray she travels in comfort.

246
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,980
Dear Lord, please help them
find us innocent.

247
00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:13,700
Can I just say? A prayer's
not a shopping list.

248
00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:17,380
Offer praise, seek forgiveness,
then make your plea.

249
00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,540
A lot of people forget that.
Most people.

250
00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:20,940
Praying without repentance

251
00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:23,220
is like trying to get into
a house without keys.

252
00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:24,340
Try again.

253
00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:28,900
Dear Lord, in your mercy, please
forgive us our trespasses. Better!

254
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,700
Sorry, is that
the keys for this cart?

255
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,980
It's not my cart but I assume so -
they're just on this hook.

256
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,620
So you could just open this
and then we'd be free,

257
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,540
if your wife moves away
from the gate.

258
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,900
I'm comfortable here, thank you.
What?

259
00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:41,740
I said I'm perfectly
comfortable here

260
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,140
and I'd ask you to respect that.

261
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,940
If you move, he can open it.
Never mind prayers, we'd be free.

262
00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:48,860
Never mind prayers?
Never mind prayers? Ha!

263
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,980
And she wonders
why she's accused of witchery!

264
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,260
Yeah, I do. Don't you?

265
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,540
I'm sure they'll tell me
if I need to know.

266
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:55,620
But you're not a witch.

267
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:58,180
I might be. How do I know?
What do you mean?

268
00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:02,580
Well, that's what the trial's for.
Says who? Says the man, Mr Hopkins.

269
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,900
And says a little something
called the rule of law. Yes.

270
00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:07,060
England has the finest
legal system in the world.

271
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,180
Yeah, and I think my husband knows
a little bit more about it than you.

272
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,860
Habeas corpus? Magna Carta?

273
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,100
Blank faces. Not a clue.

274
00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,340
Leave it with the men, love.
You won't go wrong.

275
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,660
Didn't men say the world was flat?
That was wrong.

276
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,660
Well done. Roll that one out.
Well, they did.

277
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,900
I'm a staunch supporter of women,
aren't I?

278
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,940
Oh, no-one supports them
more than you.

279
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,660
But you make it really difficult.

280
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,620
Everyone gets things wrong
sometimes.

281
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:33,300
I mean, if men can get
the shape of the Earth wrong...

282
00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,300
And then what?
Then we don't know the law?

283
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,700
We don't go around telling
you how to bake cakes.

284
00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:39,220
Unless I don't put enough sugar in.

285
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,900
Well, but you don't put enough
sugar in, but we spoke about that.

286
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,380
No, no, the men are right.

287
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:46,420
If men have got everything right
then what do you pray for?

288
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:51,580
We pray so that whatever God
ordains comes to pass. That's why.

289
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,700
Might it be that God has
ordained for us to escape,

290
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:57,540
so it's come to pass that someone
has left the keys there?

291
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,300
Well, I'll say it again, gents.

292
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,540
That is one formidable horse,
barely broken sweat.

293
00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:16,940
My one used to froth up so much its
flanks looked like cottage cheese.

294
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,460
Oh, got a little stash here?
You not brought anything?

295
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,060
No, I have not. No. Thought I'd wait
till we get to Layer Marney.

296
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,740
Layer Marney? You're looking at it.

297
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,820
Am I?

298
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:29,380
Oh, very good.

299
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,060
I'm looking at Layer Marney.

300
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,340
And I've sweat.

301
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,380
You sweat when you do it?
Witch-finding?

302
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:39,020
Indeed, witch-finding.
You two must be used to it.

303
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:40,140
No, we're still fairly new.

304
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,220
Did you not begin five years ago
in Wenham?

305
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,700
I've never been to Wenham.
Want this?

306
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,060
Thank you. Little tip for you -

307
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:49,220
pop it on a stick, it reaches
most of your back. That's what I do.

308
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,900
Listen, I didn't mean
to intrude on your patch.

309
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:53,820
We're normally further east
than this,

310
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:57,060
but we saw the smashed up chapel and
thought there's an opening there.

311
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,860
An opening?
Yeah, desecrated churches,

312
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,500
barn fires, newly dug graves.

313
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,940
I mean, people in a low ebb,
rich pickings.

314
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,860
And thanks for chipping in before.
I was starting to lose it.

315
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,660
You see me losing it?
Oh, ho, ho! They were wavering!

316
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:13,620
I wasn't even sure what
your game was until you made up

317
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:16,060
that Bible verse,
which I thought was ingenious.

318
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,420
Where did that even come from?

319
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:18,820
The Bible verse?

320
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,020
The Bible.

321
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,780
Should we get some of
those up our sleeve?

322
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,180
I keep telling him, they can
save you, things like that.

323
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:26,180
And all this stuff...

324
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,660
The poppet of a witchfinder... Mm.

325
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,260
..depositions.

326
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,900
Fair do's. You've really
put the work in on this.

327
00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:34,260
Dennis, by the way.

328
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,380
Dennis. We used to be
highwaymen, but, uh,

329
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,780
well, there's a damn sight more
money in this, isn't there?

330
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:41,420
Cecil here is my John Stearne,
although by the sound of things

331
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,700
that might have to change.

332
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:45,180
Oh, yeah...
Is it true John Stearne's dead?

333
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,020
I... Yes. Oh, dear.

334
00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:50,060
And the women, what happens
to them when they get tried?

335
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,900
They don't go on trial,
Jesus Christ!

336
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:55,700
By the time their families realise,
we'll be in Colchester. Yeah.

337
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,100
A whore on each arm,
one on my dick and another...

338
00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:01,820
I'm getting full whores
is my point. Mm.

339
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,980
Everything all right?

340
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,660
What? Everything all right?

341
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,980
Yes, yes.

342
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:08,420
So if they're not getting tried,
what happens to the women?

343
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,580
Oh, don't worry.

344
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,660
They're collected and disposed of.

345
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,020
We know a guy.

346
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:17,580
Oh, no, no, no. I wouldn't
eat that bread, mate.

347
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,740
They're the ones we use
to drug the suspects.

348
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:21,300
You haven't had any, have you?

349
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:23,820
One of those and you think
we ARE in Layer Marney!

350
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:30,780
Oh...

351
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,420
Damn bloody keys!

352
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,020
Thanks so much.

353
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,060
I do think it'd be nice
if you didn't rob my husband

354
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,380
while he's trying to free you.
But that's just me.

355
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,460
Oh, are these yours?

356
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,660
Yeah. She's a right card,
this one, isn't she?

357
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,620
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
they'd been dumped.

358
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,260
They had been. So they're not yours?

359
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,660
They are mine. I'm the one
that dumped them. They're old.

360
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:56,860
Well, how was I robbing you?

361
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,540
Just cos they've been dumped
doesn't mean you get to take them

362
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,860
without paying. I thought
that's exactly what it means.

363
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,300
Does it matter? All I'm saying is
you can't be robbed of something

364
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,180
that you've dumped.
You can if they're not yours.

365
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,620
But they're not anyone's.
They're not anyone's - they're mine.

366
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,940
Until you dump them, and then
they stop being yours. Says who?

367
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,100
That's what dumping means.

368
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,860
It means you don't want them
to be yours any more!

369
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,660
And I'm just going to
leave that there.

370
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,620
Fine then, cos
I don't have to do this.

371
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:23,940
Everyone else has to pay for
their apples. Not old apples!

372
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:26,060
I'm not selling old apples.
Buy a new one if you want.

373
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,780
I don't want one that much.
For God's sake!

374
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,980
So we have to lose out?
What are you losing out on?

375
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:32,700
If you leave them there, you get
nothing. Somebody's going to come!

376
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,780
It's the same as if I take them.
It's the same thing!

377
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,740
Just let it go!

378
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:43,900
I was just saying they
weren't actually his apples.

379
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:51,860
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

380
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,900
Don't whoa me.
You talk to me like a horse,

381
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,220
I will bite you like a horse.

382
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:56,660
Ever been bitten by a horse?

383
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,140
Yeah, twice.

384
00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,740
Now shut your mouth
or I'll cut it off.

385
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:00,860
You'll cut off my mouth?

386
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,380
Yes. My mouth's a hole.
You can't really cut holes off.

387
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:05,700
Well, then I guess I'll just
make it bigger, won't I?

388
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,820
Is there a problem?
Yeah, there's a problem.

389
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:09,980
The problem is you, sullying
the good reputation of

390
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,540
the Witchfinder General and
the reputation of the wider

391
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,300
witch-finding... Community.

392
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,860
Yes, community!

393
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,460
All that shit in the chapel,
I should have known!

394
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,020
You're a witchfinder?

395
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,420
Yes, I'm a witchfinder!

396
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,540
You don't have to sound
so fucking surprised!

397
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,940
I'm not telling you
I'm a six-year-old or

398
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,460
a milk maid, or whatever.

399
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,140
A heron. Why shouldn't I...

400
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,780
A heron? Pardon me?

401
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,380
Why shouldn't I be a witchfinder?

402
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,300
Your bearing. Bearing?!

403
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,980
My bearing's fantastic!

404
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:39,500
I was this close to actually
achieving something in my life,

405
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:43,180
this close to offering myself up
to the Witchfinder General

406
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,620
at a trial that starts in 12 hours.

407
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,020
And yet where am I?

408
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,140
I am by a bush!

409
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,900
No, this ends now.

410
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:52,020
Right, you tie him up.
You tie him up.

411
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,140
How?

412
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,060
How? I don't know, do I?

413
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,500
Reef knots? No. If I'm tied up,
how can I tie him up?

414
00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,060
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

415
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:03,340
You tie him up first,
and then you...

416
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:04,740
No, no.

417
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:07,580
I tie you up and then you...

418
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,980
The important thing is
you're both getting tied up.

419
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,100
Any questions?

420
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,260
Why did the horse bite you?

421
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,460
I teased it with an apple.

422
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,860
On your tummies.

423
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,900
She can't have gone far.

424
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:22,500
I've seen potato blight move faster.

425
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,100
Any sign over there?

426
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,660
Afraid not, sir.

427
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,460
Maybe we could, erm,
search over there.

428
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,060
Quickly, this way.

429
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,340
I can't let you do that.

430
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,020
Say that again.

431
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,700
I said, "I can't let you do that."

432
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,900
"Can't let you do that"?

433
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,540
I don't think it's what you want.

434
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,020
Oh? What do I want?

435
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,660
Do you remember Girton?

436
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:58,340
The whole town came out to greet us.

437
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,420
They treated us like kings.

438
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,180
And the interrogation.

439
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,140
I mean, you were
the best I've seen you.

440
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,860
I mean, never mind the suspect -
I nearly shat myself.

441
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,420
A lovely image.

442
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:12,620
And her father saying he would
give you a barrel of ale

443
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:16,300
if you didn't convict her,
and you had the idea.

444
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,140
Drink the ale...
And then convict her.

445
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:24,780
It won't be like that with
the Witchfinder General.

446
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:29,500
There'll be people
and noise and fuss.

447
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:32,660
But look at the map.

448
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,780
There are thousands of Girtons,

449
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:37,220
enough to keep us happy
two lifetimes over.

450
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,980


451
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:52,980

if he was dry

452
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,700


453
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:58,660


454
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,980


455
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:05,980
Come on, let's go. Move!

456
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,300
Now, a bit quicker!

457
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,300
Let's go. Come on!

458
00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:11,860
Get up!

459
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:16,500
Here they are.
Yeah, have a good old look.

460
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,300
Let's see these fraudsters
confess, shall we?!

461
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:20,660
Stand over there. Thank you.

462
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,380
Out you come. Roll up!

463
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,300
Ha-ha-ha! How are you?

464
00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,460
Hey! Right... What are you doing?

465
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,660
I'm taking back my prisoner.
Thanks ever so much.

466
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,100
You can't do that!

467
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,420
I am, and I have.

468
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:33,060
Out you get, Gooch. You're saved.

469
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,340
Are you taking me home?

470
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,900
No. Still taking you to trial.

471
00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:37,260
Oh... "Thanks" would be nice.

472
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,780
You swanned off for a fancy dinner
and left us with nothing.

473
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,980
Well, then why didn't you
grab yourself an apple?

474
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,460
Be resourceful!

475
00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:47,540
Are you not...? I'm perfectly
comfortable here, thank you.

476
00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:49,860
Well, the rest of you, out.
Come on. You're free!

477
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,900
You have been locked up by
two impostors, masquerading

478
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:55,820
as the Witchfinder General
and John Stearne.

479
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,900
Am I not right, Dennis?

480
00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,660
Cecil? Are you talking to us?

481
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,580
They admitted it to me by a bush.

482
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:05,060
Bush? All I know is we were taking
dinner at Layer Marney Manor.

483
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,980
No, we weren't. It may be a napkin
from there is still in my doublet.

484
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,180
That ain't a napkin.

485
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:12,260
That's a rag! He ties it to
a stick to wash his filthy back.

486
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,940
And then Sir Thomas was
about to serve cotignac.

487
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,020
Quince is out of season!

488
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:18,140
He sends his regards,
by the way, and commends you

489
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:20,900
and your workers, Town Magistrate.
What? He's heard of me?

490
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,620
At that point I was
about to say grace...

491
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,900
He wanted to rent four whores.
Oh, my good God!

492
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:30,900
The idea of paying a woman hard
currency so that she - help me

493
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:34,100
understand - allows you to reside
inside her to generate pleasure?

494
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:37,420
Or dances while rubbing at
herself like a human etching?

495
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:38,660
It sickens me!

496
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,980
Surely, you can see that.

497
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:42,380
Don't untie them.

498
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:47,500
I am flummoxed why anyone
would weave falsehoods designed

499
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,100
to harm a true witchfinder.
Unless...

500
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:53,580
No. No, go on.

501
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:58,300
Well, unless that someone
was a witch.

502
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,980
No. No, no, no, no, no...

503
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:03,620
No, let me... Get off. That's it.
I've got you, I've got you.

504
00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:04,820
It'll be over soon.

505
00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:07,580
Magistrate Crockett, is there
any way we can rid this man

506
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,460
of the witch inside himself by,
I don't know, hanging him?

507
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,540
No! Get off me.
I'm not a witch, obviously!

508
00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:16,580
Who but a witch would try
to stain the integrity of two

509
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:17,980
God-fearing witchfinders?

510
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,260
And what's this?

511
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:22,700
Oh, my God. It appears he owns
the poppet of a witchfinder,

512
00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:24,700
made for casting hexes upon them.

513
00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:26,020
I don't own that.

514
00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:28,460
And any suggestion that
its supernatural properties

515
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,100
are somehow governed by me...

516
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:32,500
My throat! Oh, no.
No, no, no. Please, please...

517
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:34,900
I'm not doing that.
No, no, stop it. His windpipe!

518
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:37,020
That's got nothing to do
with me. I'm not doing that.

519
00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,780
Oh, look, he's killing him!

520
00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,420
It's not me. I'm not doing it!

521
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,100
Aargh! My arm!

522
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:43,340
That's not me doing it!

523
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,300
Aargh!

524
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,580
Oh, dear Lord.

525
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:48,740
He's dead!

526
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:50,300
No. That isn't how it works.

527
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:52,220
So you admit you know how it works?

528
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,620
We've seen how it works.

529
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:56,660
Every action on the poppet
replicated exactly

530
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:57,940
on the witchfinder.

531
00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,100
Yeah, was it, though?

532
00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:02,060
Because he was holding
the dolly by its right arm

533
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,700
and you broke your left arm,

534
00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:06,900
and you'd sort of expect it
to be the same arm.

535
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,340
Look, a suspected witch
speaking for him!

536
00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,820
No, she's not affiliated to me.

537
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:12,580
Where am I? What happened?

538
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,620
Witch!

539
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:18,900
Aargh!

540
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:20,700
Why are you erecting the gallows?

541
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:21,940
This is ridiculous!

542
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:23,220
Shut up.

543
00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:24,820
Or do you want Richard to punch you?

544
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:26,060
Which one's Richard?

545
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,460
Does it matter?

546
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,020
Nah, not really.

547
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:44,660
Are you here to gloat? Hm?

548
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,100
"See how you like it.

549
00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:48,340
"It's not noice telling
everyone you're innocent,

550
00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:50,460
"and no-one believing you, is it?"

551
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,420
Well, am I warm?

552
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,220
Not especially. Not with the mouth.

553
00:24:57,820 --> 00:25:00,740
Well, if there's nothing else,
I'm getting executed in the morning

554
00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:02,020
and I want to look my best.

555
00:25:02,060 --> 00:25:03,260
I got you something.

556
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,460
What is it? A musket, a key?

557
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,060
Scissors for the noose?

558
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,700
It's that.

559
00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:13,300
A wooden pipe,

560
00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:14,580
presumably stolen?

561
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:16,100
A bit. A bit.

562
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,900
To replace the one you snapped
and threw in the campfire.

563
00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:20,820
If there's nothing else...

564
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:22,580
Yeah, I should go.

565
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:25,020
I'm heading to, erm... Ipswich.

566
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,140
Yeah.

567
00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,220
Your dad?

568
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,260
Yeah.

569
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,300
It's a long old walk, you know?

570
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,660
I'm sure you'll be grumbling.

571
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,540
No, someone's taking me.

572
00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:37,260
I've got talking to
a merchant from Girton and

573
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:38,820
he's heading that way, so...

574
00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:40,620
Oh, Girton. Wowee.

575
00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:41,820
Lucky merchant.

576
00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:58,300
No, no, no...

577
00:25:58,340 --> 00:26:00,300
No. No! Thomasine!

578
00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:03,100
Thomasine, don't go!

579
00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:04,740
Thomasine!

580
00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:08,940
Can you read that?

581
00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:11,220
It says "Ipswich, 10 miles."

582
00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:20,740


583
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:24,660

a drink if he was dry

584
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:28,500


585
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:31,660


586
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:34,860


587
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:38,220


588
00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:48,060
Why the short face?

589
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,460
Do you want to talk about it?

590
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,660
What are you doing? Stop it.

591
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,700
Stop what?

592
00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:00,500
Speaking. I command it.

593
00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:01,580
Command it?

594
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,740
Maybe you should've
commanded yourself

595
00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:05,340
not to have that druggy bread.

596
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:06,660
Druggy bread?

597
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,980
Now, what should we talk about?

598
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,300
Help.

599
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:11,340
Help...

600
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:12,460
Help! Help!

601
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,500
I'm sorry.

602
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:15,020
You know, this is weird,

603
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:17,300
especially with you feeling
sorry for yourself.

604
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,340
Sorry for myself?

605
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:19,380
Guilty, then.

606
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,700
You know, not that you've anything
to feel guilty about.

607
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:23,060
Well, why should I feel guilty?

608
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,100
Well, you shouldn't.

609
00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:25,300
Well, then why bring it up?

610
00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:26,860
Just to say you shouldn't.

611
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,900
I merely serve
our Lord Jesus Christ.

612
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:33,740
And I'm sure God and the baby Jesus
think you're doing the right thing.

613
00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:35,740
I'm just saying,
I bet you and your dad reckon

614
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:36,940
he's doing the right thing.

615
00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:39,380
Well, we'd have to look at it
but, yeah. Look at it?

616
00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:41,780
The point is you know
you're doing the right thing.

617
00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:45,860
And if Jesus doesn't agree, he can
go and... I can't help that girl.

618
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,100
I'm trapped.

619
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:49,300
Even if I wanted to,
I can't do shit!

620
00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:51,900
What, so if you could've
helped her, you would?

621
00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:53,820
Well, it's a moot point, isn't it?

622
00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:56,620
If circumstances had been
different then of course.

623
00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:58,060
Jesus knows that.

624
00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,500
I might have.

625
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:05,860
I might have.

626
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,660
Neigh!

627
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,340
Go and get him.

628
00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:33,700
It's time.

629
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:36,700
If I were you, witch,
I'd start saying my prayers.

630
00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:38,300
Gideon!

631
00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:41,700
Ooh!

632
00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:43,860
Oh, that's the second time
that's happened.

633
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:46,140
Stupid straw!

634
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,900
It's so slippy.

635
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:52,820
Someone's giving you
a second chance.

636
00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:55,380
What are you going to do,
Master Gideon?

637
00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:59,780


638
00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:02,100

what happened to them

639
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,380


640
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:06,660


641
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:10,060


642
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,900

buried beneath the tree

643
00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:17,420


644
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:19,740

beneath the wall

645
00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:21,860


646
00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:25,340


647
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,740

below the valley-o...